I’ve always wondered what it’d feel like to say that. Anyway, that’s just a title I came up with because I couldn’t figure out what else to use. This is the ‘official’ introduction. Take it seriously because you won’t be getting any other.

The name’s Ariel and I’m not a mermaid. Mermaids are white, have long hair and have fish tails. I’m black , I would refer to this thing implanted on my head as iron strands and by the rate of walking I do, I would say I probably have three legs. We’ve got that cleared up now, haven’t we?

I’m purely African complete with the ‘out of the world’ endurance, wit and sense of humor. I’m probably young by human standards but I never said I was a human, did I? I don’t have a birth certificate and my blood group is different from my parents. I know everything about everything and my favorite color is rainbow.

What I choose to write about is my own business as what you choose to read about is yours so do not bug me about how my posts can be all sunny side up one moment and suddenly it’s going downhill. Hell, I could start it as a comedy and end it as a tragedy. My blog, My words. Lastly, I may make a lot of typos, do well to try not to point it out to me, laugh about it in silence, praise me for my work no matter how bad it is and correct the bad spellings and accuracy in your head for even non-humans make mistakes.

Thank you for you patronage. You may now have your seats.